Sex in a boat – oar-gasms.
Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms.
Sex at the entrance to your house – door-gasms.
Sex on carpet or linoleum – floor-gasms.
Sex at the supermarket – store-gasms.
Sex at a Steven King Movie – horror-gasms.
Sex with a prostitute – whore-gasms.
Sex with an accountant – bore-gasms.
Sex while sleeping – snore-gasms.
Sex with ‘Arthur’ – Dudley Moore-gasms.
Sex with cartoon donkeys – Eyeore-gasms.
Sex while broke – poor-gasms.
Sex with a lion – roar-gasms.
Sex for hours and hours on end – sore-gasms.
Sex on a golf course – fore-gasms.
Sex with a nymphomaniac – more-gasms.
Sex in a gold mine – ore-gasms.
Sex with a dermatologist – pore-gasms.
Sex with a politician – Al Gore-gasms.
Sex with a bullfighter – toreador-gasms.
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword – zorro-gasms.
Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet – smorgasbord-gasms.
Sex on a cruise ship deck – shuffleboard-gasms.
Sex in Asia – Singapore-gasms.
Sex among the wonders of nature – outdoor-gasms.
Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can – odor-gasms.
Sex on the way to the train – ‘All Aboard’-gasms.
Sex that wasn’t very satisfying – ‘There’s the door’-gasms.
Sex in an adult theater – hard-core-gasms.
Sex with someone who’s not paying attention – ignore-gasms.
Sex with a competitive partner – score-gasms.
Sex while flying – soar-gasms.
Sex with a beloved partner – adore-gasms.
Sex with a meat-eater – carnivore-gasms.
Sex with a person who’s got a really bad hairdo – pompadour-gasms.
Sex with someone who’s got bad taste in clothes – velour-gasms.
Sex while traveling – tour-gasms.
Sex with a big dog – Labrador-gasms.
Sex with Beavis and Butthead – ‘GonnaScore’-gasms.
Sex on stairs at the mall – escalator-gasms.
Sex with three of your friends – four-gasms.
Sex with a Norse God – Thor-gasms.
Sex when resistance is futile – Borg-gasms..
Well here it is. After contemplating this site for about 10 years, I finally thought what the fuck, just do it, maybe I can take some of my anger out without having to physically harm someone. So here it is another another totally useless website with a biased opinion from the wanker of an owner (me). I can say that shite about myself because I am secure enough in myself to take life as it comes.
So what is this site about well fuck knows really I guess I will meander my way through it post when I want to and not post when I am too lazy to. I can say what I want coz I really don’t give a fuck if any body reads it. I may even make it a part diary for my daughter to read when I die and she is old enough to read it.
So it’s really a going to be a nothing site about anything that I want to talk about. Sometimes it will be about whats going on currently and then sometimes about nothing but a rant.
There will be an australian view on things because I am australian though I am not a patriotic australian, well maybe that isn’t quite right, I love australia but I hate our politicians our government and the way we make super humans out of our sports/actors. They can never do wrong even if they do wrong it’s always someone else’s fault. But more on that later.
I truly beleive in freedom of speech but in australia we don’t have that right so that’s why this site is hosted in the US. I also beleive that everyone should be allowed to carry arms and again we don’t have that right in australia.
I beleive that the majority of australians are idiots and beleive everything that the papers and government tell us. I think our last prime minister John Howard was the biggest liar this country has ever seen in politics, though I will admit he put us in a great place financially. I also think our new prime minister is a spineless twat who won’t actually do anything good for our country while he is in office. I think the only 3 politicians that have balls any more are Nick Xenophon who I think is looking out for the people, malcolm Turnball who I think could run the country and make the rich richer which gives the poor a job and Julia Gillard who I think will be our first woman prime minister.
I hate politicians so luckily the Australian Electoral Commission in all its wisdom has taken me off the books and I no longer have to vote. Which is a story for another post all together.
Anyways thats enough about me for the moment. I have no idea what or when my next post will be. But I am sure it won’t be too long coming.